Posted by Victor Birch on May 16, 2008 at 21:15:50:
for the first challenge in a trilogy of competitions. Oh yeah, that’s right, the Bombers have decided to silence CHARR once and for all. We’re out to prove that we are faster, stronger and simply more fit than CHARR. The first challenge involves the DIITB race. It is a one on one challenge. Several Bombers will be paired with “equal” CHARR members in head to head competition. The winning team from the DIITB challenge will decide on the location and time (June 14?) of the second challenge. The losing team will provide refreshments at the second challenge.
That next challenge is a bench press competition. Simply max weight bench pressed once, compared to the lifters body weight. We have women and men ready to kick butt. If you guys don’t have any chicks to lift, you can substitute Ronnie and Donnie Adams. (We’re figuring that CHARR will concede when they see Andra and Jenny lift.)
The competition will probably be over after the weight lifting but if it is not, then the third Woolmarket Biathlon on June 28 would be an acceptable third event for us.
Getting back to the DIITB challenge, the pairings that we suggest are:
Gabriel D Wingard vs Victor Birch
Kenric Andrews vs Timmy Jernigan
Randy Loftis vs Jenny Albrecht-Booth
Ronnie Adams vs Bill Brady
Donnie Adams vs Jimmy Hansel
Frank Conko vs Rhonda Collings
Feel free to tinker with the pairings or suggest additional pairings. This is not an age graded or gender adjusted challenge. We’re talking head to head competition. If there is a tie then actual time differences could be used to break the tie.
So what do you guys think?
Sincerely,
TRFKAFBM